Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4


Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni


Birthdays – Too young to forget them and too old to care.

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Submitted by: Louise

Every year on your birthday, be nice to your kids. The older you get the closer it comes for them to choose a nursing home.

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Submitted by: Ela

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey

Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Susan

Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.


You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

Submitted by: (:recyclinator:)

Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.

Submitted by: isabella owens

Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

Submitted by: Billy Lomas

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino

It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.

Submitted by: autumn streath

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia

Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

Submitted by: EmEm

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.

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You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!

Submitted by: vsmartt

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Submitted by: Pokey Puppy

Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Submitted by: Lila

They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

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Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

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Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat

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