Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!