Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
The older you get the bolder you get.
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
What goes up but never comes down?