Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey
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Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.

Submitted by: isabella owens
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You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

Submitted by: (:recyclinator:)
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Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

Submitted by: Billy Lomas
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I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat
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Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

Submitted by: EmEm
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It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.

Submitted by: autumn streath
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There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Submitted by: Pokey Puppy
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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha
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It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx
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Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Susan
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A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla
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Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Submitted by: Lila
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Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

Submitted by: facebook.com/tzar9ja
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Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria
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Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

Submitted by: debi
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As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg
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People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason
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Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
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May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie
17

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj
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You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!

Submitted by: vsmartt
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It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben
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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: David

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