Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!