Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
What goes up but never comes down?
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!