Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!