Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
The older you get the bolder you get.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.