Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
They say love is all you need…
So I forgot to buy a birthday present.
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!