Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.