Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
- Euripedes

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni

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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
- Oscar Wilde

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Eubie Blake

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben

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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- Jennifer Yane

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

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Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Robert Southey

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Robert Frost

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
- James Thurber


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