Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
– Samuel Johnson
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben