Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
– Oscar Wilde
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!