Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
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I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
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Submitted by: rayne kent
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Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas
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Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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Submitted by: Silly-Me!
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You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
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Submitted by: Jaw-Din
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Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
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Submitted by: Giselle
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!


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