Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
– Samuel Johnson
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.