Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

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That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

Submitted by: Anika

Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde

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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria
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