Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
– Samuel Johnson
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson