Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
– Oscar Wilde
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above