Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
What goes up but never comes down?
That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Birthdays – Too young to forget them and too old to care.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
Every year on your birthday, be nice to your kids. The older you get the closer it comes for them to choose a nursing home.