Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

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Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Susan

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above

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Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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