Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
- Samuel Johnson
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- Ogden Nash
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler