Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa
179

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
127

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
100

I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
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Submitted by: rayne kent
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Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas
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Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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Submitted by: Silly-Me!
174

You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
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Submitted by: Jaw-Din
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Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
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Submitted by: Giselle
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripedes

17

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

16

With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni

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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben


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