Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
– Samuel Johnson
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers