Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
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I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
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Submitted by: rayne kent
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Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas
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Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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Submitted by: Silly-Me!
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You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
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Submitted by: Jaw-Din
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Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
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Submitted by: Giselle
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

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My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

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One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripedes

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni

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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde


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