Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
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I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
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Submitted by: rayne kent
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Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas
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Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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Submitted by: Silly-Me!
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You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
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Submitted by: Jaw-Din
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Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
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Submitted by: Giselle
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Eubie Blake

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben

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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- Jennifer Yane

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

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Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Robert Southey

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Robert Frost

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
- James Thurber

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.


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