Funny Happy Birthday Quotes & Sayings | Birthday Humor - Page 5

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

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Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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Say goodbye to the flirty 30’s and bring on the naughty 40’s.

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

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Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

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Birthdays – Too young to forget them and too old to care.

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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

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My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

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It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

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You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!

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Every year on your birthday, be nice to your kids. The older you get the closer it comes for them to choose a nursing home.

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Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

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