Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
– Oscar Wilde
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.