Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– E. Joseph Cossman
What goes up but never comes down?
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni
Every year on your birthday, be nice to your kids. The older you get the closer it comes for them to choose a nursing home.
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
Birthdays – Too young to forget them and too old to care.
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.