Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
– Oscar Wilde
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.