Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
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Submitted by: Allison
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I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Submitted by: jenne petell
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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa
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If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
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I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
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I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
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Submitted by: rayne kent
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Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas
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Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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Submitted by: Silly-Me!
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You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
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Submitted by: Jaw-Din
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Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
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Submitted by: Giselle
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

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My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

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One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson


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