Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
– Oscar Wilde
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.