Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman

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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope
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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
- Samuel Johnson

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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- Ogden Nash

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers

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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain

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One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
- R. C. Ferguson

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
- Euripedes

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
- Oscar Wilde

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.


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