Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
Every year on your birthday, be nice to your kids. The older you get the closer it comes for them to choose a nursing home.
Birthdays – Too young to forget them and too old to care.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.