Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.

Submitted by: b :)

As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel

Every year on your birthday, be nice to your kids. The older you get the closer it comes for them to choose a nursing home.

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Submitted by: Ela

Birthdays – Too young to forget them and too old to care.

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Submitted by: Louise

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom

Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.

Submitted by: Zoidberg (from Futurama)

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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Submitted by: Roger

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate
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