Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

Submitted by: Billy Lomas

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

Submitted by: facebook.com/tzar9ja

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Submitted by: Pokey Puppy

Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

Submitted by: debi

They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie

M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason

Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino

Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson

Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.

Submitted by: Zoidberg (from Futurama)

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson

Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar

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