Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
The older you get the bolder you get.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
What goes up but never comes down?
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
The older you get the more you forget.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”