Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
The older you get the bolder you get.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
What goes up but never comes down?
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)