Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
What goes up but never comes down?
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.