Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

23

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj
224

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
32

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie
24

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason
46

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat
51

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben
168

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: David
28

As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg
43

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia
50

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm
91

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino
57

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york
27

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
45

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie
21

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

28

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
178

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
115

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person
49

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
173

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
127

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
28

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
50

The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper
69

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer
53

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma

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