Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
The older you get the more you forget.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
What goes up but never comes down?
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.