Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
The older you get the bolder you get.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
What goes up but never comes down?
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.