Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg
224

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
31

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie
23

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason
51

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben
168

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: David
33

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia
22

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj
10

Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

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I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york
91

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino
39

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm
24

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
42

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie
23

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
177

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
113

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person
21

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

172

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
46

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
46

M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt
61

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx
127

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
24

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
42

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma

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