Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg
31

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie
224

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
23

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason
7

Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.

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It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben
168

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: David
32

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia
22

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj
40

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york
91

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino
39

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm
42

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie
24

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
23

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
177

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
113

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person
21

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

44

M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt
46

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
172

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
24

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
127

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
42

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma
60

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx

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