Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
Hey I’m not saying you’re old… I’m just saying that if you were milk I’d smell you before I poured you on my cereal.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
What goes up but never comes down?
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
The older you get the bolder you get.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.