Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx
24

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj
224

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
52

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben
26

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason
168

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: David
35

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie
53

I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
56

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat
31

As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg
51

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia
91

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino
64

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm
47

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie
76

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york
21

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

33

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
30

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
179

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
31

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
51

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
118

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person
175

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
34

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz
127

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy

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