Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

27

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj
224

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.
46

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.

53

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben
26

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason
168

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: David
35

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie
57

I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.
31

As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg
61

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat
54

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia
91

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino
48

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie
69

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm
21

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

31

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
83

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york
51

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
34

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
179

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
32

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
29

Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai
118

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person
175

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
34

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz

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