Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
The older you get the more you forget.
What goes up but never comes down?
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!