Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
90

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino
20

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
39

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie
36

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
29

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm
29

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york
33

M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt
27

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia
20

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

174

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
112

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person
19

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
43

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx
38

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju
171

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
36

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma
23

Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai
126

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
26

Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle
23

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz
68

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer
45

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa
170

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj
32

I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

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