Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
The older you get the bolder you get.
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
The older you get the more you forget.
What goes up but never comes down?
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.