Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
What goes up but never comes down?
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
The older you get the more you forget.