Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

29

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york
91

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino
20

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons
21

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan
36

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel
40

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie
27

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia
34

M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt
31

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm
19

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege
175

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson
21

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

113

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person
172

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
46

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx
37

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma
40

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju
126

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
23

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz
24

Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai
27

Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle
68

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer
171

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj
26

The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper
47

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa

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