Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
The older you get the bolder you get.
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
What goes up but never comes down?
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!