Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

Submitted by: Billy Lomas

M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

Submitted by: facebook.com/tzar9ja

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Submitted by: Pokey Puppy

Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

Submitted by: debi

They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj

Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx

Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason

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