Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

10

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

16

With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

18

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni

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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

15

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

10

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

20

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben

13

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

6

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

14

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey

16

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

11

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

11

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber

12

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

21

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

13

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.


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