Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
- R. C. Ferguson
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
- Oscar Wilde
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Eubie Blake
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- Jennifer Yane
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Robert Southey
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Robert Frost
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen