Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson

16

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

16

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

15

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

15

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

16

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

12

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripedes

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

10

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

10

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

16

With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni

10

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

15

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

16

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

10

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben

13

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.


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