Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
What goes up but never comes down?
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!