Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
– Robert Frost
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
– Robert Frost
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
– Samuel Johnson