Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Halloween = Candy
Thanksgiving = Food
Christmas = Gifts
New Year = Drinks
Valentines = Sex
Birthday = All Of The Above

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

Submitted by: Dasha

Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

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That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.

Submitted by: Anika

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

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