Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

Submitted by: tiamaria

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

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