Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
The older you get the bolder you get.
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!