Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle

Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma

I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas

You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli

Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey

Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate

Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman

I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody

Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino

The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer

Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie

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