Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

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