Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
What goes up but never comes down?
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
The older you get the more you forget.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday