Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
- Samuel Johnson
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- Ogden Nash
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
- Joan Rivers
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
- Bette Midler
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
- R. C. Ferguson
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.