Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

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My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

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One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

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A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripedes

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When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni

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Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty- five for years.
Oscar Wilde


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