Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

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