Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben

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Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

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Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
– Gracie Allen

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson


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