Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
– Jennifer Yane
Happy Birthday, have fun and just remember you’re only as young as you look so therefore you better have as much fun as you can and quick!
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
– John Glenn
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
– Robert Frost
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
– Samuel Johnson
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake