Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

10

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Eubie Blake

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- Mark Twain

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
- Robert Orben

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

12

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- Jennifer Yane

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Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
- Robert Southey

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

14

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

10

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Robert Frost

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
- James Thurber

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
- Mary Schmich

21

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
- Gloria Pitzer

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Pope John XXIII

8

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.


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