Funny Happy Birthday Quotes & Sayings | Birthday Humor - Page 6

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

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Oh No..say it isn’t so!
Not the BIG 5- 0 !!

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Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

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Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

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Classy, Sassy, Nifty, Fifty!

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The older you get the bolder you get.

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Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

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Fifty is not old!!!!! For a tree!!

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40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things it’s not going to do anymore.

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65 and still alive.

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I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

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I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

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Once you hit forty you start adding letters “I’m 39A this year”.

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They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

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You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out”.
– Jerry Seinfeld

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It’s never too late to be what you want to be..unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.

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“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

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May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

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Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

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Over the hill, jumping the gun, look out suckers, here I come!

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