Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

10

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Robert Frost

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

11

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
- Gracie Allen

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
- James Thurber

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

13

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
- Mary Schmich

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
- Gloria Pitzer

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Pope John XXIII

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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

8

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!

9

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
- Samuel Johnson

15

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Billie Burke

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
- Ogden Nash

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My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.

15

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.


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