Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!

Submitted by: Bymyfriend Harvey

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D

I’m just here for the cake.

Submitted by: *nacho comment*

The best way of staying young is lying about your age.

Submitted by: 2she

Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

Submitted by: nuttha

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.

Submitted by: Hanz

It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.

Submitted by: autumn streath

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben

When you are over the hill you pick up speed!

Submitted by: Bruce K

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer

Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Submitted by: Lila

Act your age not your shoe size.

Submitted by: Babee 'x

I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

Submitted by: XxRobertxX

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

Submitted by: (:recyclinator:)

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