Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.

Submitted by: Claire

You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!

Submitted by: Allison

I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Submitted by: jenne petell

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy

I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!

Submitted by: rayne kent

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!

Submitted by: Silly-Me!

You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!

Submitted by: Jaw-Din

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

Submitted by: Giselle

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– E. Joseph Cossman

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben

Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson

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