Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
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Submitted by: Allison

I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

Submitted by: jenne petell

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!

Submitted by: Melissa

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy

I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
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Submitted by: rayne kent

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas

Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.

Submitted by: Thomas B.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
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Submitted by: Silly-Me!

You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
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Submitted by: Jaw-Din

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
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Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
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Submitted by: Giselle

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

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