Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
Birthdays are like girlfriends, they come and go- unless you enjoy them.
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– E. Joseph Cossman
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
– R. C. Ferguson