Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason

Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

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Submitted by: Billy Lomas

Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar

Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

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There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Submitted by: Pokey Puppy

I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

Submitted by: stranger

Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

Submitted by: debi

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle

Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
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Submitted by: Angela
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