Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
I’m just here for the cake.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
Forget about the past, you can’t change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese.
It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
When you are over the hill you pick up speed!
The older you get the more you forget.
Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Act your age not your shoe size.
I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.