Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!
There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.