Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
54

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes
32

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson
30

Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar
24

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom
107

Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias

Submitted by: Donny
38

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate
36

I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
132

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D
66

If you’re old, face it don’t lie about it.

Submitted by: Taylor
29

Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman
316

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas
38

You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty
86

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly
42

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle
33

Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy
71

Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey
66

You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli
31

Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.

Submitted by: Zoidberg (from Futurama)
56

Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony

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