Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.
The older you get the bolder you get.
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.