Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
The older you get the more you forget.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
What goes up but never comes down?
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?