Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
What goes up but never comes down?
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.