Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
The older you get the more you forget.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
What goes up but never comes down?
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.