Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy
178

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody
37

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz
70

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer
176

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj
41

Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle
74

The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper
64

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma
72

M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt
55

I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
61

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes
124

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx
135

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D
47

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate
39

Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar
81

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson
47

Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy
50

Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman
56

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle
35

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom
105

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju
107

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa
61

I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
319

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas
55

You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty

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