Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
What goes up but never comes down?
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias
If you’re old, face it don’t lie about it.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!
You’re old as the woman you feel.
I always remember your birth date but should start forgetting your age since you’ve past the calendar days yet you still look like a teenage brat…