Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai
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What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj
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Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle
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M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt
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“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma
62

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson
98

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx
57

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes
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I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
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It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom
85

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa
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The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D
87

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju
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Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar
43

Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy
49

You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty
49

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle
45

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate
317

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas
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Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman
91

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly
52

I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
70

You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli
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Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey
41

Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.

Submitted by: Zoidberg (from Futurama)

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