Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
If you’re old, face it don’t lie about it.
Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!