Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
If you’re old, face it don’t lie about it.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!