Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
The older you get the more you forget.
What goes up but never comes down?
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?