Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
What goes up but never comes down?
M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.