Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 6


The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson

Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom

I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate

Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias

Submitted by: Donny

If you’re old, face it don’t lie about it.

Submitted by: Taylor

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D

Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas

You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly

Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy

Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey

You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli

Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.

Submitted by: Zoidberg (from Futurama)

Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony

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