Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck