Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller