Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

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Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

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