Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

Submitted by: (:recyclinator:)

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Submitted by: Girlzilla

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

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