Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck