Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out”.
– Jerry Seinfeld
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
What goes up but never comes down?
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!