Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
– Robert Frost
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.