Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.

Submitted by: Zoidberg (from Futurama)

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out”.
Jerry Seinfeld

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle

You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!

Submitted by: Minty

Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.

Submitted by: Buhle

Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…

Submitted by: G1 jaai

People say that the good die young, but if that is true how evil are you if you get older and older!

Submitted by: jason

“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma

I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman
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Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.

Submitted by: Awesome person

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas

You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?

Submitted by: yuli

Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.

Submitted by: kelsey

Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”

Submitted by: jimmyyyy

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj

I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.

Submitted by: kate

Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.

Submitted by: Anna Gooman

I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.

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