Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
– Mark Twain
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
– Samuel Johnson
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck