Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege

I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm

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