Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Now I’m not saying the professor is old, but if you consider his age – he’s likely to die soon.
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
Go celebrate age and have fun going around the sun… HAPPY GETTING OLD…
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
What goes up but never comes down?
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Happy birthday grandpa you’re getting older every second I see you.
Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!
You’re turning that age!?!?!?!?! Where did the time go?
The older you get the more you forget.
“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”