Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
– Eubie Blake

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
– Phyllis Diller

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Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
– Pope John XXIII

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck

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