Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
– Maurice Chevalier

You may not be over the hill yet, but you have a great view!.

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

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The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
Samuel Johnson

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain

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Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

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