Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– E. Joseph Cossman

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
– Father Larry Lorenzoni

Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.

Submitted by: isabella owens

It’s better to be over the hill than to buried under it.

Submitted by: autumn streath

Birthdays – Too young to forget them and too old to care.

Submitted by: Louise

Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbor’s swimming pool across the road and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

Submitted by: Billy Lomas

You’re how old? Just be glad your age is not calculated in “Dog years”. They would have put you down by now!

Submitted by: vsmartt

Every year on your birthday, be nice to your kids. The older you get the closer it comes for them to choose a nursing home.

Submitted by: Ela

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Mwah!

Submitted by: facebook.com/tzar9ja

M. I. C. K. E. Y. U. R. O. L. D.

Submitted by: Clair Leavitt

There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Submitted by: Pokey Puppy

Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit…but check it for wrinkles first!

Submitted by: debi

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