Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.