Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
Oohh!!!! Your birthday present, haha!!!! Cute story.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
Birthdays are universal and fun all people everywhere look forward to them they are reminders of getting older but more mature. So, it would be nice to enjoy the day with a celebration of our choice.
The older you get the more you forget.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!
What goes up but never comes down?
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
You’re not getting older, you’re getting fatter.
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
I know it’s your birthday but I have no idea how old you are.
If you’re old, face it don’t lie about it.
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias