Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.
I was going to give you a birthday present, but it wouldn’t stop ticking.
Birthdays: Keep doing them every year and one day you’ll wake very old.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
Birthdays are universal and fun all people everywhere look forward to them they are reminders of getting older but more mature. So, it would be nice to enjoy the day with a celebration of our choice.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
You sure don’t look your age, you look way older! Happy birthday oldie!
Every year someone asks me “What are you doing for your birthday?” and every year I say “Celebrating, idiot!”
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.
Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it is marchin’ across your face. – the character Truvy in the movie Steel Magnolias