Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
The older you get the bolder you get.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.