Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia

They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju
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I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out”.
Jerry Seinfeld

Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie
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“Happy Birthday” is normally what people tell you every year, but it’s more like “Congrats! You’re officially one year closer to being dead! Good for you!”

Submitted by: yoyoma

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly

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