Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 8

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripedes

Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben

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You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.

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