Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.
They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!
I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.
It’s better to burn out then to fade away.
You’re not old, you’re just. Old.
The older you get the bolder you get.
I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!
Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!
May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.
I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.
Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.
Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.
The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.