Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord- only- knows.
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.