Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripedes

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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