Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
– Mary Schmich
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
– Bette Midler
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.