Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!
I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.
I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!
Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
What goes up but never comes down?
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.