Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

They say the older you get the more respect you get.So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!

Submitted by: Katy.xxx

Over the hill. Never, just on top enjoying the view.

Submitted by: Letitia

It’s better to burn out then to fade away.

Submitted by: Ben

I’m not gonna make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. Lol.

Submitted by: brad york

You’re not old, you’re just. Old.

Submitted by: Juju

May you live forever and the last voice you hear be mine.

Submitted by: Okkie

The older you get the bolder you get.

Submitted by: sufyanj

I can’t believe you’re 50. I mean, I can’t believe you’re only 50. I thought you were way older than that.

Submitted by: Cat

Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grave.

Submitted by: Alexx

I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!

Submitted by: Julesa

Just because you’re old does not mean you have to look that way!

Submitted by: lolgirly

Happy birthday!! May you live long enough to sh*t yourself!

Submitted by: Tony

The secret to staying young is to eat slowly, live honestly, and lie about your age.

Submitted by: coolert han you:D

Happy 13th birthday! Did I hear you saying insult? Please don’t be offended, but honestly, you look younger everyday.

Submitted by: hadikson

OMG!!!! It’s your birthday! Have a blast and I hope you enjoy your day. P.S Try not to think about your age.

Submitted by: Giselle

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