Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey
You would have loved the gift I didn’t bother getting you.