Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
– Robert Orben
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke