Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 8

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Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege

Do you know what they call people of your age? Old!!!

Submitted by: mike undas

I was going to give you a birthday present but every time I touched the box, it would snarl at me.

Submitted by: Anna Goodman

I’m sorry you have to scroll so far down on websites looking for your birth year!!!

Submitted by: Mike C.

Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.

Submitted by: bananaprotons

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy

What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.

Submitted by: yuvraj

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom

If you had a birthday for every girl who stopped and stared…you my friend would be in nursery.

Submitted by: smith johnson

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm

As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

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