Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.

Submitted by: bradley hayes

I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.

Submitted by: Woody

Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.

Submitted by: bijendraraockstar

Happy 29th Birthday! (again)

Submitted by: WisdomWordz

I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.

Submitted by: Jordan

You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.

Submitted by: Nina Schmiege

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Submitted by: Catherine Puzino

The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.

Submitted by: Church of God (7th Day) aka Sabbath Keeper

It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

Submitted by: babba boom

The older you get the more you forget.

Submitted by: jennifer
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Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.

Submitted by: Rachel

May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday

Submitted by: Eddie

I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!

Submitted by: Mimmy

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.

Submitted by: Greg

I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.

Submitted by: jkm

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