Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Their mental age is inversely proportional to their physical age.
I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.
Birthday – It is a day when you will be happy for wasting one more year.
Happy 29th Birthday! (again)
I don’t know your name, but your birthday cake was delicious.
You are not over the hill. You are on top of it and the view is magnificent.
You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!
The good, die young. The bad, are bad to the bone.
The young, are young at heart. And the old, is an old fashioned love song.
It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!
The older you get the more you forget.
Celebrating another birthday means another year closer to seeing God’s face.
May you grow to be toothless! Happy Birthday
I was planning to put a gorgeous, awesome present in your cake…
…But I didn’t want any frosting on my hair!
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.
I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.