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A birthday is just another 365 days around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
– Euripedes

One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Mark Twain

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
Robert Orben

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Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
– Robert Southey

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke

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