Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings
Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
– James Thurber
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
– Gloria Pitzer
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke