Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
– Erma Bombeck
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.
– Ogden Nash
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.
– Joan Rivers
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke