Funny Frustrating Moments
I didn’t have to work till I was three. But after that, I never stopped.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Always listen to the experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then do it.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.
It is better 2 be kissed by a fool, than 2 b fooled by a kiss.
Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.
Life is wasted on the living.
Today is the last day of some of your life.
That frustrating moment when you really like a shirt, but they don’t have it in your size.
That frustrating moment when you are unable remember something and you can’t focus on anything else until you know what it was.
That frustrating moment when you catch someone in a lie, but they still won’t admit to it.
That frustrating moment, when you’re told “It’s okay”, and you keep explaining.
That frustrating moment when you order a pizza online, and they mess up your order.
That frustrating moment when you’re late, and you can’t find your car keys.
That frustrating moment when you are eating and you get a phone call, and they keep on talking.
That frustrating moment when people are looking at you when you eat.
That frustrating moment when you’ve just got off the toilet and realize you need to go again.
That frustrating moment when you can’t get that piece of food out of your teeth.