Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

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A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

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Submitted by: Lakiyah King

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

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Submitted by: Terry

My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.

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Submitted by: corn rows

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

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Submitted by: Mowldsey

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit

I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown

I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

Submitted by: David

Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.

Submitted by: 19th hole

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron

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Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.

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Submitted by: Lipschitz

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