Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

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Submitted by: Lakiyah King
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My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

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Submitted by: Terry
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My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.

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Submitted by: corn rows
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I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

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Submitted by: Hermit
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Swing hard, in case you hit it!

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Submitted by: Mowldsey
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I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

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Submitted by: Unknown
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I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

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Submitted by: David
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Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.

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Submitted by: 19th hole
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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron

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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino

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