Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.

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A good golf partner is one who’s always a little bit worse than you are.

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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

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Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray

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To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!

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Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.

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Submitted by: Lipschitz

Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.

Submitted by: Cheryl Erickson

I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.

Submitted by: Wasswa samuel anderson

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
– Tiger Woods

Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.

Submitted by: Kay Goodman

Get
Out
Leave
Family

Submitted by: Mike

That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.

Submitted by: Simon28

That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.

Submitted by: Simon28

I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.

Submitted by: Hamilton lloyd

I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.

Submitted by: mic

My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.

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Submitted by: corn rows

Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.

Submitted by: 19th hole

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.

Submitted by: RobertM

If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

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