Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.