Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
– Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Bob Hope
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
– Gerald Ford
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
– H. G. Wells
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska