Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Bob Hope
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
– Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian