My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Golf is a nice relaxing way to get frustrated and super disappointed in yourself.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned that’s just where men go to let go of there anger.
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron
Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. – Jimmy Demaret
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced. – Lee Trevino
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet. – Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you are… that’s why I get so many calls to play with friends.
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie. – George Deukmejian
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot. – Sam Snead
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. – Bob Hope
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