Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
– Hank Aaron
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
– Lee Trevino
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
– Sam Snead
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
– George Deukmejian
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
– Bob Hope
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
– Sam Snead
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
– Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill