Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
- Ted Ray
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- G. K. Chesterton
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
- H. G. Wells
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald Ford
I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
- Sam Snead
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
- P.J. O’Rourke
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
- Sam Snead
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
- Bob Hope
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
- Ben Hogan