Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
– Dave Barry
Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
A good golf partner is one who’s always a little bit worse than you are.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray
To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.
Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.
I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
– Tiger Woods