Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Swing hard, in case you hit it!

Submitted by: Mowldsey
23

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau
27

I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown
14

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

Submitted by: Terry
62

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam
42

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit
99

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty
4

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
- Al Boliska

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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
- P.J. O’Rourke

2

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron

1

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
- Lee Trevino

3

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
- Sam Snead

3

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
- Bob Hope

3

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
- Ben Hogan

3

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
- Ted Ray

1

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
- Phyllis Diller

1

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
- Ben Hogan

1

I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
- Buddy Hackett

3

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
- Lee Trevino

1

Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

4

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian

1

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
- Jack Benny

3

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop

3

I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)

2

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey


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