Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
Swing hard, in case you hit it!
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.
The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop