Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
That ball rolled like a dead rat in a corn field.
That ball came off the club face like a cotton ball.
I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.
I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.