Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings
I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.
I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.
His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.