Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.

Submitted by: corn rows

Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.

Submitted by: 19th hole

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.

Submitted by: RobertM

If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby

His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.

Submitted by: homer

I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

Submitted by: David
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A “Lion” would never cheat on his wife but a “Tiger Wood”.

Submitted by: Lakiyah King

The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair

Swing hard, in case you hit it!

Submitted by: Mowldsey

You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau

I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown

My golf score seems to improve considerably when I have the score card.

Submitted by: Terry

The difference between a great golfer and an average golfer is not that a great golfer is incapable of hitting a poor shot, it is what he does after that shot.

Submitted by: Liam

I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit

They named it GOLF because all the other Four- Letter words were taken.

Submitted by: Danny Chetty

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop

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