Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings

I really, really do not like golf, I simply just love it.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd

My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.

Submitted by: Hamilton lloyd

I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.

Submitted by: BELMAN

Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.

Submitted by: mic

My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.

Submitted by: corn rows

Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.

Submitted by: 19th hole

It says something about the stupidity of a game where the lowest negative score wins.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.

Submitted by: RobertM

If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.

Submitted by: RobertM

Golf, a sport for the poor admired by the rich.

Submitted by: clive Ntuli

He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.

Submitted by: Bobby

His swing looks like he’s fighting off a swarm of bees
His putting stroke looks like he is trying to kick- start a Harley.

Submitted by: homer

I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

Submitted by: David

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