Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
- Ben Hogan
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
- Lee Trevino
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
- Lee Trevino
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing.
- Phyllis Diller
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
- Al Boliska
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
- Arnold Palmer
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Dave Barry
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
- Ben Hogan
I’ve had a good day when I don’t fall out of the cart.
- Buddy Hackett
Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
- Jack Benny
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf.
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods