Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
– Jack Benny

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
– Dave Barry

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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
– G. K. Chesterton

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Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
– Paul Harvey

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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer

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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop

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I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.

Submitted by: David
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Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.

Submitted by: Cheryl Erickson
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret

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I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.

Submitted by: Unknown
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill

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If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.

Submitted by: RobertM
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Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray

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Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.

Submitted by: mic
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Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.

Submitted by: Kay Goodman
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I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.

Submitted by: Hermit
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My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.

Submitted by: Hamilton lloyd
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To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!

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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
– Tiger Woods

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I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.

Submitted by: Hamilton Lloyd
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I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.

Submitted by: BELMAN
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Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.

Submitted by: RobertM
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You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.

Submitted by: lau
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The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.

Submitted by: Alastiair

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