Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
- Ben Hogan
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
- Lee Trevino
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham
Golf has produced a lot of millionaires…most of them are former billionaires.
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
- Winston Churchill
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
- Al Boliska
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
Golf is flog backwards. And golfing is just one drawn- out self- flogging which costs you money.
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
I don’t like your golf tips. I just came here to get flustered in order to cut on my weight.
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
He ain’t no tiger… He’s a cheetah.