Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
– Jack Lemmon
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
– Jack Benny
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
– G. K. Chesterton
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
– Paul Harvey
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.
I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.
To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
– Tiger Woods
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.
Golf was invented by wives to get their husbands out of the house on cleaning day.
The size of the divot is directly proportional to the frustration felt.