Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
– Arnold Palmer
I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
– Rogers Hornsby
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
– Jim Bishop
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
– Al Boliska
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
– Billy Graham
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
– G. K. Chesterton
I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.
Golf is an unusual game. When you have a good day, you can’t wait to get back out there, and when you have a bad day, you can’t wait to get back out there.
If you’ve forgotten what frustration is like, spend 10 minutes on a golf course.
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
– Paul Harvey
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can’t play it.
– Ted Ray
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
– Winston Churchill
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
– Jimmy Demaret
I never found golf interesting, but then I learned thats just where men go to let go of there anger.
To golf or not to golf?? What a stupid question!
I now consistently hit the fairways by aiming for the trees on both sides of the fairway.
I hold several records on the golf course, but they all pertain to beer.
I’d rather have my worst day on the golf course, than my best day at work.
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th.
Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
Golf is horrifying, humiliating, and humbling, but I can’t wait to do it again.
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
– Tiger Woods
A good golf partner is one who’s always a little bit worse than you are.
Early to bed, early to rise, golf all day & make up lies.
You always know a bad golfer’s name. He’s always cursing at himself.