Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian
Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf… And you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.
- Jack Benny
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop
I’m the best. I just haven’t played yet.
- Muhammad Ali (When asked about his Golf game)
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
- Paul Harvey
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- G. K. Chesterton
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
- Arnold Palmer
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.
- Winston Churchill
I know I’m getting better at golf because I’m hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald Ford
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.
- H. G. Wells
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham
I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby
You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
- Sam Snead
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Dave Barry
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
- Al Boliska
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
- P.J. O’Rourke
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
- Lee Trevino
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
- Sam Snead