Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

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I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby

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You’ve just got one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
- Sam Snead

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- Dave Barry

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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards ?
- Al Boliska

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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
- P.J. O’Rourke

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It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron

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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex- wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
- Lee Trevino

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If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.
- Sam Snead

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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
- Bob Hope


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