Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
If a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don’t ask him what he shot.
Counting on your opponent to inform you when he breaks a rule is like expecting him to make fun of his own haircut.
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