Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!
A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man!
WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOUR DONE”!
A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”!
Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either!
When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”!
If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!
When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !