Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Submitted by: Prady

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil

Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

Submitted by: payal

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
Bill Maher

Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

Submitted by: ramakochhar

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!

Submitted by: harleyrose_80

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Every man wants a wife who is...

Submitted by: Jack

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!

Submitted by: Amrik Singh

A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man!
WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOU’RE DONE”!
A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”!
Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either!
When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”!
If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!

Submitted by: Earl Jones

When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !

Submitted by: John

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Submitted by: SOSY

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.

Submitted by: Alex

In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, he wears. I shop, he pays!

The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.

Submitted by: Freddy

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