Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!
A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man!
WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOU’RE DONE”!
A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”!
Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either!
When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”!
If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!
When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.
The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!