Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

Submitted by: Prady

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil

You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
Bill Maher

Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

Submitted by: payal

Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

Submitted by: ramakochhar

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!

Submitted by: harleyrose_80

Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

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Submitted by: Jack

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!

Submitted by: Amrik Singh

When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !

Submitted by: John

A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man!
WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOU’RE DONE”!
A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”!
Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either!
When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”!
If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!

Submitted by: Earl Jones

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Submitted by: SOSY

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.

Submitted by: Alex

The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.

Submitted by: Freddy

In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

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