Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting.
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
– Chris Rock
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
– Ambrose Bierce
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
– Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.
Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!