Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

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If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting.
Colette

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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Chris Rock

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Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Ambrose Bierce

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Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

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Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.

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In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

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You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
Bill Maher

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Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

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