Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Wife : What is the difference between complete and Finish?
Kapil : If you marry the right girl your life gets COMPLETE. and if you marry the wrong girl your life gets FINISHED

Kapil : Wife is cute when she is mute
Wife : Husband is honey when gives money

Man : A snake is biting your wife. Do something.
Kapil : It ain’t biting. Its that the snakes venom has come to an end and not it is getting it recharged from my wife.

Kapil : If anything happens to me during operation, You get married to the doctor.
Wife: Why?
Kapil : It’s the only way to take a good revenge.

Kapil : How is your wife?
Shahrukh : An angel from heaven. And yours?
Kapil : Still Alive.

Salman Khan (Famous Bollywood actor unmarried even after 50) : Kapil when will I get married?
Kapil : Never, It is just happiness written in your fate.

As an observer of his marriage, I knew the price he’d pay for indulging his wife’s insanity. As a participant, he knew the price he’d pay if he didn’t.
Alan Robert Neal

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
Phyllis Diller

Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It’s not the point of the thing, is it?
Garrison Keillor

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad.
Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he’ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Helen Rowland

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
Helen Rowland

Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising
Edgar Watson Howe

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Rodney Dangerfield

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield

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