Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

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If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting.
Colette

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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Chris Rock

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Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Ambrose Bierce

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Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

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Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.

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In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

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You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
Bill Maher

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Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

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Submitted by: ramakochhar

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

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Submitted by: SOSY

Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

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Submitted by: payal

I love her even though she makes me do stuff.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!

Submitted by: Jack

When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Submitted by: Jet set

My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!

Submitted by: Rhonda

You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.

Submitted by: Brandon B

Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.

Submitted by: Frank Insana

Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!

Submitted by: Ken Murray

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