Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.

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Submitted by: Alex

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

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The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.

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Submitted by: Freddy

The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.

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Submitted by: stephen

In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.

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Submitted by: Carrie

Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.

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Submitted by: nancy saliba

Funniest contradicting phrases:
1.Clearly misunderstood
2.Exact estimate
3.Small crowd
4.Act naturally
5.Found missing
6.Fully empty
7.Happily married

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Submitted by: Alex

Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Submitted by: Jack

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