Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Marriage is just fancy word to adopt...

Submitted by: SOSY
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Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Some remain single and make wonders happen....

Submitted by: Alex
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: My wife and I always compromise. I...

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The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: The only time my wife is listening...

Submitted by: Freddy
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In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: A woman worries about the future until...

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The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: The only moment that my wife listens...

Submitted by: stephen
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Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised...

Submitted by: nancy saliba
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.

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Submitted by: Carrie
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A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: A man marries a woman hoping she...

Submitted by: K.R
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