Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.
A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Funniest contradicting phrases:
African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.