Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.
The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.
Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.
Funniest contradicting phrases:
Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.