Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.
The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.
A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.
Funniest contradicting phrases:
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner