Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.
The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.
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