Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
– Rodney Dangerfield
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
– Chris Rock
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
– Ambrose Bierce
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.