Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.

Submitted by: George Valentine
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Marriage is a jail with out bail.

Submitted by: arabind jha
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A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.

Submitted by: DaVanDaHooSio
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A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.

Submitted by: ElLarRo
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The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa

Submitted by: pierre castro
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I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.

Submitted by: vikram
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Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.

Submitted by: berline joseph
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A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.

Submitted by: Santam
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Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.

Submitted by: Juknow
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I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.

Submitted by: Raj
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Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.

Submitted by: Haider
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Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen
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Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.

Submitted by: George Valentinel
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“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.

Submitted by: GEORGE VALENTINE
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You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.

Submitted by: George Valentine
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For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.

Submitted by: Santosh Jindal
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A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.

Submitted by: Aswin
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Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?”
The woman said “NO!”
Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whenever he wanted.
“THE END” (…true story)

Submitted by: DroidTsuenik9
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Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.

Submitted by: dsgidden
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Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.

Submitted by: raina
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100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle
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Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah
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Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
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that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR
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Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.

Submitted by: naomi
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9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved

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