Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.

Submitted by: K.R

Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

Submitted by: Zeenat Essa

Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein
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Submitted by: Jake

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.

Submitted by: supriya

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep
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