Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Submitted by: kibanya
7

Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!

Submitted by: Hillary and Frank
9

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil
8

Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn
16

If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.

Submitted by: malcolm john
9

Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha
3

Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.

Submitted by: prashant
5

The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo
6

There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley
12

Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
4

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall
3

Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

Submitted by: Dennis Mapfumo
7

Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…

Submitted by: Maximillian
3

Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.

Submitted by: sujeet kumar
3

Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.

Submitted by: Samuel
5

My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.

Submitted by: Danielle
16

Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily
3

The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Submitted by: ANGELA
31

Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???

Submitted by: sammyguechiee
9

Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry
7

Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

Submitted by: Ed
6

Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

Submitted by: Frank Nigel
13

Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.

Submitted by: Carrie
12

Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…

Submitted by: leirbag
8

Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr
9

I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.

Submitted by: shalala
17

I found another word for slave… Groom

Submitted by: lucas
9

I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.

Submitted by: tushar
10

Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.

Submitted by: kygman
13

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.

Submitted by: Alex

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