Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
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that the park is Jurassic!
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.