Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
that the park is Jurassic!
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.