Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.