Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.

Submitted by: raina
9

100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle
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Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah
6

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
.
..

that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR
8

Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.

Submitted by: naomi
17

9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved
8

An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi
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Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.

Submitted by: jasmineaqua
7

I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.

Submitted by: Toks
10

They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92
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Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Submitted by: kibanya
7

Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!

Submitted by: Hillary and Frank
9

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil
9

Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn
16

If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.

Submitted by: malcolm john
10

Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha
3

Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.

Submitted by: prashant
5

The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo
6

There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley
12

Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
4

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall
4

Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

Submitted by: Dennis Mapfumo
7

Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…

Submitted by: Maximillian
3

Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.

Submitted by: sujeet kumar
3

Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.

Submitted by: Samuel

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