Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.
Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.