Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Marriage is when a man and woman...

Submitted by: Jack
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Funniest contradicting phrases:
1.Clearly misunderstood
2.Exact estimate
3.Small crowd
4.Act naturally
5.Found missing
6.Fully empty
7.Happily married

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Funniest contradicting phrases: 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate...

Submitted by: Alex
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Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Love is one long sweet dream and...

Submitted by: Zeenat Essa
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Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Women marry men hoping they will change....

Submitted by: Jake
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Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

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Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
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African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

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Submitted by: Nii ofori
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Wife: honey I want you to whisper...

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: I love being married. It’s so great...

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Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: Marriages are made in heaven. But, then...

Submitted by: supriya
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