Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi
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Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.

Submitted by: jasmineaqua
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I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.

Submitted by: Toks
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They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92
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Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Submitted by: kibanya
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Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!

Submitted by: Hillary and Frank
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil
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Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn
15

If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.

Submitted by: malcolm john
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Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha
3

Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.

Submitted by: prashant
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The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo
5

There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley
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Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
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The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall
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Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

Submitted by: Dennis Mapfumo
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Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…

Submitted by: Maximillian
3

Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.

Submitted by: sujeet kumar
3

Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.

Submitted by: Samuel
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My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.

Submitted by: Danielle
15

Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily
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The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Submitted by: ANGELA
30

Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???

Submitted by: sammyguechiee
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Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry
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Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

Submitted by: Ed

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