Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher
Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.