Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.

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In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

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You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
Bill Maher

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Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

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Submitted by: ramakochhar
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Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

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Submitted by: SOSY
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Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

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Submitted by: payal
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I love her even though she makes me do stuff.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

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