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Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

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Submitted by: ramakochhar

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

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Submitted by: SOSY

Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

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Submitted by: payal

I love her even though she makes me do stuff.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!

Submitted by: Jack

When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Submitted by: Jet set

My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!

Submitted by: Rhonda

You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.

Submitted by: Brandon B

Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.

Submitted by: Frank Insana
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