Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3
Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- Henny Youngman
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- G. K. Chesterton
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
- Patrick Murray
Love is blind, marriage is the eye- opener.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
- Evelyn Hendrickson
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
- Benjamin Franklin
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.
Before marriage, each looks at the other through rose- colored glasses. After marriage, they see each other with magnifying glasses!
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
- Beverly Nichols
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
- Max Kauffmann
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
- Henry Louis Mencken
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry