Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 3

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Love is blind, marriage is the eye- opener.

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Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
– Henry Youngman

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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Groucho Marx

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Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard

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Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

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Submitted by: ramakochhar
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For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.

Submitted by: Santosh Jindal
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman

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Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

Submitted by: Zeenat Essa
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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
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that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR
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It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.

Submitted by: Darkside
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.

Submitted by: casey
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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
– James Holt McGavran

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Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Submitted by: SOSY
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

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African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori
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The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo
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You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.

Submitted by: George Valentine
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Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.

Submitted by: William Mocca
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I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.

Submitted by: shalala
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My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.

Submitted by: Siddharth Manchanda

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