Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?
– Barbra Streisand
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.