Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.