Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.

Submitted by: kygman

It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.

Submitted by: Darkside

Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

Submitted by: Jamie K.

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?
– Barbra Streisand

Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…

Submitted by: Maximillian

My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!

Submitted by: Rhonda

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
– Joey Adams

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