Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

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Submitted by: ratnadeep
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It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.

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Submitted by: Darkside
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Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.

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Submitted by: kygman
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Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

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Submitted by: Jamie K.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner

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My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.

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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?
– Barbra Streisand

My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!

Submitted by: Rhonda

Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…

Submitted by: Maximillian

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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