Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.
It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?
– Barbra Streisand
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
– Joey Adams
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
– James Holt McGavran