Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
– Patrick Murray
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
– Sacha Guitry
My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
that the park is Jurassic!
Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
– Henry Louis Mencken
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
– Sam Kinison
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
– Robert Frost
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
– Max Kauffmann
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?