Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he’s not the man she married?
– Barbra Streisand
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
– Joey Adams
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.