Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
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The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall
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Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

Submitted by: Dennis Mapfumo
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Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…

Submitted by: Maximillian
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Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.

Submitted by: sujeet kumar
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Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.

Submitted by: Samuel
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My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.

Submitted by: Danielle
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Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily
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The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Submitted by: ANGELA
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Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???

Submitted by: sammyguechiee
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Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry
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Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

Submitted by: Ed
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Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

Submitted by: Frank Nigel
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.

Submitted by: Carrie
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Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…

Submitted by: leirbag
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Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr
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I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.

Submitted by: shalala
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I found another word for slave… Groom

Submitted by: lucas
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I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.

Submitted by: tushar
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Somali proverb: Husband and wife are neither enemy nor friends.

Submitted by: m.y.o

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