Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Funniest contradicting phrases:
1.Clearly misunderstood
2.Exact estimate
3.Small crowd
4.Act naturally
5.Found missing
6.Fully empty
7.Happily married

Submitted by: Alex
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My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.

Submitted by: Siddharth Manchanda
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Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.

Submitted by: William Mocca
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The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!

Submitted by: Richo Chango
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Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!

Submitted by: Amrik Singh
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Before marriage, each looks at the other through rose- colored glasses. After marriage, they see each other with magnifying glasses!

Submitted by: Bob Bedford
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Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!

Submitted by: Ralph ABK6
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It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.

Submitted by: Darkside
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Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

Submitted by: CRILLBO
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Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Malik
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When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !

Submitted by: John
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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein
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Submitted by: Jake
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Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.

Submitted by: supriya
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Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives…or at least until they get divorced!

Submitted by: Ridhima Shukla
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Husbands? Just two words: “Yes, dear.”

Submitted by: Nicole
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Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Submitted by: Jack
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The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.

Submitted by: Freddy
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The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.

Submitted by: stephen
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Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh
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Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.

Submitted by: Claybuddy
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Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight
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Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…

Submitted by: estelle
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Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.

Submitted by: nancy saliba
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One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.

Submitted by: Woody
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Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar
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African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori
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Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.

Submitted by: casey
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Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

Submitted by: Zeenat Essa
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The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep
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Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!

Submitted by: Don D.

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