Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
– Elbert Hubbard
Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
– Chris Rock
I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.
Before marriage, each looks at the other through rose- colored glasses. After marriage, they see each other with magnifying glasses!
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
– Groucho Marx
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
– E. Joseph Cossman
Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?”
The woman said “NO!”
Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whenever he wanted.
“THE END” (…true story)