Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.
Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!
A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!