Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!

Submitted by: Ken Murray

A man marries a woman hoping she would never change, a woman marries a man thinking that she can change him.

Submitted by: K.R

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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Submitted by: Prady

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)

My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

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Submitted by: Larry Gross

Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.

Submitted by: Mariano Munoz

Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

Submitted by: Jamie K.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

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