Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.
Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.