Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
– Woody Allen
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!