Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

5

My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.

Submitted by: Danielle
8

I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.

Submitted by: shalala
6

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- Groucho Marx

3

Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.

Submitted by: Samuel
5

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
.
..

that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR
17

African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori
10

Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

Submitted by: Jamie K.
6

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

4

Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.

Submitted by: Just a girl
4

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall
1

In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

7

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- Woody Allen

6

Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

Submitted by: Frank Nigel
6

You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.

Submitted by: Brandon B
10

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7

Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr
7

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
- Billy Connolly

16

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

11

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

8

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil
7

Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

Submitted by: Ed
6

Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.

Submitted by: Frank Insana
5

The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo
14

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.


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