Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

17

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

12

My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.

Submitted by: Siddharth Manchanda
20

African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori
6

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

9

I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.

Submitted by: shalala
5

I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.

Submitted by: Raj
16

Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

Submitted by: Jamie K.
4

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall
6

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

5

The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo
14

My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!

Submitted by: Rhonda
7

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen

7

Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!

Submitted by: Hillary and Frank
21

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

18

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

7

Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

Submitted by: Ed
7

Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

Submitted by: Frank Nigel
9

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil
23

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
7

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

9

Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr
6

Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.

Submitted by: yuri
25

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep
1

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
Mae West

18

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.


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