Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

14

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

7

Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

Submitted by: Ed
7

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
– Billy Connolly

16

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

9

You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.

Submitted by: Brandon B
3

The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa

Submitted by: pierre castro
7

Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!

Submitted by: Ralph ABK6
11

Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?”
The woman said “NO!”
Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whenever he wanted.
“THE END” (…true story)

Submitted by: DroidTsuenik9
25

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep
8

Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr
16

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

7

Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!

Submitted by: Hillary and Frank
6

There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley
9

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil
18

Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
5

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
Gene Perret

3

The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Submitted by: ANGELA
1

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
Mae West

12

Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!

Submitted by: Ken Murray
13

Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

Submitted by: CRILLBO
8

Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.

Submitted by: Frank Insana
7

Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.

Submitted by: Mariano Munoz
5

Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?

Submitted by: Dan
2

I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
– Charles Bukowski

13

Husbands? Just two words: “Yes, dear.”

Submitted by: Nicole
8

100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle
8

Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!

Submitted by: Jack
9

Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha
11

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

5

Marriage is a jail with out bail.

Submitted by: arabind jha

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