Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.
Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
that the park is Jurassic!
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
– Woody Allen
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.