Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.

Submitted by: Just a girl
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Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.

Submitted by: casey
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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- Woody Allen

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner

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My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.

Submitted by: Siddharth Manchanda
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I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.

Submitted by: shalala
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- Groucho Marx

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I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.

Submitted by: Raj
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Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.

Submitted by: Samuel
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My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.

Submitted by: Danielle
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

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I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.

Submitted by: Toks
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African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
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that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR
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Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

Submitted by: Frank Nigel
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Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

Submitted by: Jamie K.
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
- Billy Connolly

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Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.

Submitted by: yuri
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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

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Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr
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There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley
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The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep

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