Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4
My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
– Woody Allen
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.
My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.
Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)
In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
– Mae West
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!