Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 4

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

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My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.

Submitted by: Danielle
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The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall
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My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.

Submitted by: Siddharth Manchanda
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African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori
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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

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Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

Submitted by: Frank Nigel
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

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I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.

Submitted by: shalala
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My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn’t have done better and I couldn’t have done worse!

Submitted by: Rhonda
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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen

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The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo
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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

Submitted by: Jamie K.
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You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.

Submitted by: Brandon B
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Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

Submitted by: Ed
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

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The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa

Submitted by: pierre castro
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Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr
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Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.

Submitted by: Just a girl
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Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!

Submitted by: Ralph ABK6
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The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

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Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!

Submitted by: Hillary and Frank

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