Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
– Woody Allen
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
– Groucho Marx
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
– Rita Rudner
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
Love is blind, marriage is the eye- opener.
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
– Ambrose Bierce
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
– Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.
Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.
Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!