Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
– Joey Adams
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
– Groucho Marx
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
– James Holt McGavran
My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
– Elbert Hubbard
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.