After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. – Henny Youngman
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. – Sam Kinison
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby. – Natalie Wood
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. – Henry Youngman
I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.
Why all married men go to heaven? Because they cannot be in hell twice.
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose. – Beverly Nichols
Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. – Bill Cosby
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. – G. K. Chesterton
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
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