Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
– James Holt McGavran
My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
– Groucho Marx
Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
– Elbert Hubbard
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.