Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

Submitted by: Larry Gross

Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.

Submitted by: Mariano Munoz

Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.

Submitted by: Jamie K.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.

Submitted by: Just a girl

When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.

Submitted by: DocSyed

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx

Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?

Submitted by: Dan

Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.

Submitted by: yuri
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