Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is a jail with out bail.
A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.
A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.
The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa
I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.
Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.
Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.