Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
Always remember: she’s right, you’re wrong, and you’re sorry.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
– Bill Cosby
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
– Rita Rudner
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx
Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?
Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.