Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
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Submitted by: Jack
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Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Submitted by: Jack
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The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.

Submitted by: Freddy
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The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.

Submitted by: stephen
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Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh
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Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.

Submitted by: Claybuddy
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Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight
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Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…

Submitted by: estelle
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Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.

Submitted by: nancy saliba
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One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.

Submitted by: Woody
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Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar
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Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.
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Submitted by: ramakochhar
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African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori
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Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.

Submitted by: casey
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Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

Submitted by: Zeenat Essa
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The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep
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Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!

Submitted by: Don D.
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A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man!
WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOUR DONE”!
A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”!
Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either!
When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”!
If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!

Submitted by: Earl Jones
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I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.

Submitted by: Paco
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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Submitted by: Prady
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“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”

Submitted by: Lady Cristel Tesorero Macasaet
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You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
- Bill Maher
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My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!

Submitted by: harleyrose_80
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These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.

Submitted by: marianne lathrop
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman


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