Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle

Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:

that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR

Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.

Submitted by: naomi

9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved

An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi

Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.

Submitted by: jasmineaqua

I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.

Submitted by: Toks

They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92

Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Submitted by: kibanya

Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!

Submitted by: Hillary and Frank

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil

Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn

If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.

Submitted by: malcolm john

Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha

Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.

Submitted by: prashant

The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo

There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley

Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall

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