Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

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Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio.

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Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.

Submitted by: Frank Insana
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil
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Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
Gene Perret

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Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!

Submitted by: Paul Finkleman (the haikumedian)
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The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Submitted by: ANGELA
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Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.

Submitted by: Mariano Munoz
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Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
Mae West

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Marriage is a jail with out bail.

Submitted by: arabind jha
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Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!

Submitted by: Ken Murray
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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

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Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

Submitted by: CRILLBO
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Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?

Submitted by: Dan
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I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
– Charles Bukowski

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Husbands? Just two words: “Yes, dear.”

Submitted by: Nicole
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100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle
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Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!

Submitted by: Jack
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Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha
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Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.

Submitted by: George Valentinel
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Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.

Submitted by: yuri
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A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.

Submitted by: Aswin
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An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx


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