Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 5

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Marriage is a jail with out bail.

Submitted by: arabind jha
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Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.

Submitted by: George Valentinel
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A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.

Submitted by: Aswin
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An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi
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Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.

Submitted by: munaf
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I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.

Submitted by: tushar
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Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.

Submitted by: naomi
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx

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My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

Submitted by: Larry Gross
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Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Submitted by: SOSY
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Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh
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I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.

Submitted by: vikram
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Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen
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Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily
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Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn
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Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar
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When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Submitted by: Jet set
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Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah
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Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry
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A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.

Submitted by: ElLarRo
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A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.

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They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92
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Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…

Submitted by: leirbag
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9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved
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Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
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Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight
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Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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I found another word for slave… Groom

Submitted by: lucas
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When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.

Submitted by: DocSyed
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Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.

Submitted by: George Valentine

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