Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 5
Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.
Make love and not war
Or, find someone, marry them
And you can do both!
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
– Billy Connolly
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
Marriage is like a poker game. You start out with a pair. She shows a heart. He flashes a diamond. She gets a flush. And he ends up with a full house and a big pot!!
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
– Gene Perret
The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
– Mae West
Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.
You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.
Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.
Marriage is a jail with out bail.
Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!
Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?
Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
– Charles Bukowski
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
– Bill Cosby
Husbands? Just two words: “Yes, dear.”
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa
A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.