Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
– Henry Youngman
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton
Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!
I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.