Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
– Henry Louis Mencken
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols
Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
– Natalie Wood
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
– Woody Allen
Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!