Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. – Groucho Marx
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. – Woody Allen
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot. – Minnie Pearl
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly
100% of divorces start in marriage.
For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.
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