Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”

Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson

My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.

Submitted by: Danielle

Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton

Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!

Submitted by: Jack

Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.

Submitted by: munaf

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

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