Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
– Henry Louis Mencken

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”

Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols

Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

Submitted by: CRILLBO

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Submitted by: kapil

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton

Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
– Natalie Wood

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen

Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!

Submitted by: Jack

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