Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
Rodney Dangerfield

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
.
..

that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
– Max Kauffmann

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years
– Sam Kinison

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.

A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Marriage Quotes Quote: A man’s wife has more power over...

Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
– Henry Youngman

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”

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Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols

I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.

Submitted by: Raj

Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

Submitted by: CRILLBO

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

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