Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
– Henry Youngman
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s titled, “Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.”
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton
Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!
Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.