Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
– Bill Cosby
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.
My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
Husbands? Just two words: “Yes, dear.”
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx
Chinese proverb: Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those on the outside want in, and those on the inside want out.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
– Billy Connolly
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.
For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.