Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. – Woody Allen
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. – Groucho Marx
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot. – Minnie Pearl
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. – Billy Connolly
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
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