Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!

Submitted by: Ralph ABK6

It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.

Submitted by: Darkside

Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

Submitted by: CRILLBO

Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Malik

When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always” !

Submitted by: John

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
– Albert Einstein

Submitted by: Jake

Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and hail.

Submitted by: supriya

Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives…or at least until they get divorced!

Submitted by: Ridhima Shukla

Husbands? Just two words: “Yes, dear.”

Submitted by: Nicole

Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Submitted by: Jack

The only time my wife is listening to me is when I’m saying do you want some money.

Submitted by: Freddy

The only moment that my wife listens to me is when I’m talking in my sleep.

Submitted by: stephen

Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.

Submitted by: Claybuddy

Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight

Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…

Submitted by: estelle

Behind every successful wife, stands a surprised mother in law.

Submitted by: nancy saliba

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Submitted by: Nabil

One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.

Submitted by: Woody

Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar

African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori

Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.

Submitted by: casey

A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.

Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

Submitted by: Zeenat Essa

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep

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