Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.

Submitted by: Santosh Jindal

A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.

Submitted by: Aswin

Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?”
The woman said “NO!”
Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whenever he wanted.
“THE END” (…true story)

Submitted by: DroidTsuenik9

Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.

Submitted by: dsgidden

Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.

Submitted by: raina

100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle

Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
.
..

that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR

Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.

Submitted by: naomi

9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved

An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi

Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.

Submitted by: jasmineaqua

I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.

Submitted by: Toks

They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92

Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Submitted by: kibanya

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