Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.
Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.
Marriage is a jail with out bail.
A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.
A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.
The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa
I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.
Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.