Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.
Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.
My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.
I found another word for slave… Groom
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.
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