Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.
A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.
Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?”
The woman said “NO!”
Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whenever he wanted.
“THE END” (…true story)
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
that the park is Jurassic!
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever