Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa

Submitted by: pierre castro
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In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

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Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?

Submitted by: Dan
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Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.

Submitted by: Just a girl
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I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.

Submitted by: vikram
103

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

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Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry
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Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily
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My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

Submitted by: Larry Gross
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Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92
100

Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.

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A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.

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Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.

Submitted by: Frank Insana
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Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar
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Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen
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Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn
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9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved
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Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
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Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…

Submitted by: leirbag
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“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.

Submitted by: GEORGE VALENTINE
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Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah
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I love her even though she makes me do stuff.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight
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Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce


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