Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Submitted by: SOSY
12

Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh
12

My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

Submitted by: Larry Gross
9

I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.

Submitted by: tushar
11

Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.

Submitted by: munaf
6

A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.

Submitted by: Aswin
7

Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn
15

Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily
4

I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.

Submitted by: vikram
24

Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar
11

Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen
9

Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry
21

When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Submitted by: Jet set
10

Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah
6

A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.

Submitted by: ElLarRo
15

9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved
12

Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…

Submitted by: leirbag
16

Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight
9

They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92
11

Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
12

Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
14

When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.

Submitted by: DocSyed
13

I love her even though she makes me do stuff.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
17

I found another word for slave… Groom

Submitted by: lucas
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These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.

Submitted by: marianne lathrop

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