Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!
Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
I found another word for slave… Groom
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.