Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.
Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
- Charles Bukowski
Marriage is grand. Divorce, 200 grand.
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.
A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…
These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.
I found another word for slave… Groom
Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.