Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.
A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.
Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
I found another word for slave… Groom
These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.