Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho Marx

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An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi
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Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Submitted by: SOSY
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Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah
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When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Submitted by: Jet set
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Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh
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I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.

Submitted by: vikram
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My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

Submitted by: Larry Gross
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Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily
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Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar
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Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn
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A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.

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They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92
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Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen
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Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry
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Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…

Submitted by: leirbag
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Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
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Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.

Submitted by: George Valentine
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9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved
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“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.

Submitted by: GEORGE VALENTINE
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Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight
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A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.

Submitted by: Santam
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I love her even though she makes me do stuff.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

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