Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh
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Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn
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I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.

Submitted by: tushar
7

100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle
2

I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
- Charles Bukowski

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Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.

Submitted by: George Valentinel
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A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.

Submitted by: ElLarRo
5

Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?

Submitted by: Dan
12

9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved
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Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily
10

Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen
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Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar
9

Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry
7

I love her even though she makes me do stuff.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.

Submitted by: George Valentine
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Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight
12

Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…

Submitted by: leirbag
10

Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah
12

When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.

Submitted by: DocSyed
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I found another word for slave… Groom

Submitted by: lucas
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When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Submitted by: Jet set
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Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.

Submitted by: Claybuddy
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These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.

Submitted by: marianne lathrop
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Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris

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