Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
– Groucho Marx
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.
My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.
A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.