Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

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Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.

Submitted by: munaf
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I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.

Submitted by: tushar
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An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi
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Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.

Submitted by: naomi
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Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh
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I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.

Submitted by: vikram
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Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily
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Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen
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Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

Submitted by: SOSY
8

Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.

Submitted by: jocelyn
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When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.

Submitted by: Jet set
6

A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.

Submitted by: ElLarRo
24

Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar
10

Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Submitted by: Sarah
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Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry
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They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92
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Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…

Submitted by: leirbag
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Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson
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9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved
12

Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
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Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight
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When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.

Submitted by: DocSyed
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I found another word for slave… Groom

Submitted by: lucas
9

Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.

Submitted by: George Valentine
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“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.

Submitted by: GEORGE VALENTINE

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