Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.
The four most important words in marriage are: “I’ll do the dishes”.
Pierre & Marysa
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.
My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!
Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.
When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.