Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.
Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
- Charles Bukowski
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?
A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
When ever you can afford to get married. Buy yourself a sports car.
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
I found another word for slave… Groom
When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.
These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.