Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 6
Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Marriage is like a jacuzzi, it’s hot until you get used to it.
Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.
Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.
I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.
A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
I love her even though she makes me do stuff.
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.