Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
– Sacha Guitry
Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
that the park is Jurassic!
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
– Max Kauffmann
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
– Patrick Murray
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.