Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
– Natalie Wood

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen

I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.

Submitted by: Raj

Love is blind, marriage is the eye- opener.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

Submitted by: Ed

Husbands? Just two words: “Yes, dear.”

Submitted by: Nicole

There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Ambrose Bierce

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo

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