Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is.

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:

that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
– Sacha Guitry

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
– Max Kauffmann

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
– Patrick Murray

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

Submitted by: Dennis Mapfumo

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.

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