Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
– Groucho Marx
Love is blind, marriage is the eye- opener.
Why all married men go to heaven?
Because they cannot be in hell twice.
Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.
Marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.
Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
– Rita Rudner
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
– Ambrose Bierce
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
– Bill Cosby
Husbands? Just two words: “Yes, dear.”