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For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.

Submitted by: Santosh Jindal

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall

Marriage is a jail with out bail.

Submitted by: arabind jha

Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh

My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

Submitted by: Larry Gross

Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily

Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.

Submitted by: naomi

100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle

Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar

An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi

Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?

Submitted by: Dan

Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha

Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.

Submitted by: Frank Insana

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
Gene Perret

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Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.

Submitted by: George Valentinel

A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.

Submitted by: Aswin

9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.

Submitted by: NeverBeen Loved

The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Submitted by: ANGELA

Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen

They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.

Submitted by: Lateef92

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