Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Marriage is a jail with out bail.
Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?
Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.
Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
– Gene Perret
Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.
A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.