Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Groucho Marx
Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?
Marriage is a jail with out bail.
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.
Marriage means commitment, so does insanity…
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
I found another word for slave… Groom
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.
Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
- Charles Bukowski