Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
– Rodney Dangerfield
Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:
that the park is Jurassic!
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
– Sacha Guitry
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
– Patrick Murray
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
– Max Kauffmann
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
– Robert Frost
Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.