Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

Married life is so easy. It’s just like a walk in the park.
BUT the problem is:

that the park is Jurassic!

Submitted by: AAMIR

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
– Sacha Guitry

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
– Patrick Murray

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
– Max Kauffmann

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost

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Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

Submitted by: Dennis Mapfumo
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