Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- Henny Youngman

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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
- G. K. Chesterton

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I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.
- Patrick Murray

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It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
- Robert Frost

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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.
- James Holt McGavran

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henry Youngman

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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
- Woody Allen

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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
- Billy Connolly

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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
- Henry Louis Mencken

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Love is blind, marriage is the eye- opener.

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A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- Groucho Marx

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I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

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A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.

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I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
- Charles Bukowski

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Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
- Mae West

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Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
- Gene Perret


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