Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.
I found another word for slave… Groom
I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.
Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.
Funniest contradicting phrases:
My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.
The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!
Before marriage, each looks at the other through rose- colored glasses. After marriage, they see each other with magnifying glasses!
Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!
It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.
Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.