Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley

Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

Submitted by: Randall

Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

Submitted by: Dennis Mapfumo

Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…

Submitted by: Maximillian

Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.

Submitted by: sujeet kumar

Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.

Submitted by: Samuel

My husband wears the pants in my house… The ones I pick.

Submitted by: Danielle

Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily

The definition of True Love: Temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Submitted by: ANGELA

Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???

Submitted by: sammyguechiee

Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.

Submitted by: Freddy Henry

Marriage is worse than prison. There is no parole for good behavior.

Submitted by: Ed

Think your wife doesn’t listen to a word you say? Try talking in your sleep!

Submitted by: Frank Nigel

Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.

Submitted by: Carrie

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