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African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.

Submitted by: Nii ofori

Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.

Submitted by: casey

A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.

Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

Submitted by: Zeenat Essa

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

Submitted by: ratnadeep

Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!

Submitted by: Don D.

A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man!
A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”!
Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either!
When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”!
If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!

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Submitted by: Earl Jones

I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.

Submitted by: Paco

“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”

Submitted by: Lady Cristel Tesorero Macasaet

My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!

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Submitted by: harleyrose_80

These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.

Submitted by: marianne lathrop

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
– Max Kauffmann

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

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