Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for many years. I love her so much that I don’t like to interrupt her.
Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.
Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.
A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.
Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?”
The woman said “NO!”
Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whenever he wanted.
“THE END” (…true story)