Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
9 out of 10 men are cheating on their wife, and there is one more who is still hesitating.
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
I thought I was stupid until I got married, my stupidity was confirmed.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Man: I wear the pants in the relationship.
Woman: I’m the belt that holds the pants up!
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage is a sentence… A life sentence.