Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
African proverb: He who marries a beautiful wife and he who plants corn by the roadside all have the same problem; insecurity.
Remember- you can either be happy or RIGHT.
A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.
Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!
The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.
Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!
A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man!
WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOUR DONE”!
A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”!
Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either!
When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”!
If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!
I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.
“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”
My hubby may wear the pants in our family but I control the zipper!
These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
~ E. Joseph Cossman
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
– Lana Turner
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half- shut afterwards.
– Benjamin Franklin
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
– Max Kauffmann
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
– Groucho Marx
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
– Rita Rudner