Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr

I don’t like the terms “housewife” and “homemaker” I’m prepared to be called “Domestic Goddess”.. It’s more descriptive.

Submitted by: shalala

I found another word for slave… Groom

Submitted by: lucas

I married Miss Right. Didn’t know her first name was Always.

Submitted by: tushar

Two men were talking and one said for their 10th anniversary he took his wife to Hawaii. Said for their 20th he might go back and get her.

Submitted by: kygman

Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have boyfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened.

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Submitted by: Alex

Funniest contradicting phrases:
1.Clearly misunderstood
2.Exact estimate
3.Small crowd
4.Act naturally
5.Found missing
6.Fully empty
7.Happily married

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Submitted by: Alex

My wife treats me like a God… She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.

Submitted by: Siddharth Manchanda

Marriage is far more complicated than quantum physics.

Submitted by: William Mocca

The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!

Submitted by: Richo Chango

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either your money or life… Wives want both!

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Submitted by: Amrik Singh

Before marriage, each looks at the other through rose- colored glasses. After marriage, they see each other with magnifying glasses!

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Submitted by: Bob Bedford

Love is like a dream, but marriage is like an alarm clock!!!!!

Submitted by: Ralph ABK6

It seems like I was only married yesterday……..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.

Submitted by: Darkside

Marriage is a union of give and take. He gives, She takes.

Submitted by: CRILLBO
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