Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Today I celebrate 14 years of married life. I can’t remember breaking two mirrors.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
You have got to get married you just can’t go through life enjoying yourself.
For happy married life men must remember: when you are wrong confess immediately, when right keep mum.
A friend of mine once asked his wife, where she wanted to go for their anniversary. His wife said “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”..So… He took her to the kitchen.
Once upon, there was this man who asked a woman “Will you marry me?”
The woman said “NO!”
Then the man lived happily ever after, rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and did whenever he wanted.
“THE END” (…true story)
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.