Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
Man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.
When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.
They say marriage is life, they also say life ain’t fair.
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.
A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.
Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???
I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…
“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”
Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives…or at least until they get divorced!
Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.
One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.
The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!