Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
– Ambrose Bierce
I found another word for slave… Groom
Bride, n. – A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
– Ambrose Bierce
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.
Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.
These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.
Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???
I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.
Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.
Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…
A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.
Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives…or at least until they get divorced!
“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”
One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.
Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.