Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7
Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.
Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.
“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.
Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???
A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…
“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”
Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives…or at least until they get divorced!
Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.
The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!
One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.