Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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I found another word for slave… Groom

Submitted by: lucas
8

Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.

Submitted by: berline joseph
18

When a man goes down on his knees to ask a women to marry him, and she says yes, he remains on his knees forever.

Submitted by: DocSyed
11

A married man is like a dead bird, his goose is cooked.

Submitted by: ElLarRo
23

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.

Submitted by: Claybuddy
27

These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.

Submitted by: marianne lathrop
12

Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.

Submitted by: jasmineaqua
47

Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!

Submitted by: Don D.
10

Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.

Submitted by: raina
16

If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.

Submitted by: malcolm john
12

Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.

Submitted by: dsgidden
14

Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.

Submitted by: Haider
16

Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Submitted by: kibanya
32

Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???

Submitted by: sammyguechiee
79

I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.

Submitted by: Paco
26

A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.

Submitted by: DaVanDaHooSio
42

Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…

Submitted by: estelle
4

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

59

“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”

Submitted by: Lady Cristel Tesorero Macasaet
44

Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives…or at least until they get divorced!

Submitted by: Ridhima Shukla
38

One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.

Submitted by: Woody
94

The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!

Submitted by: Richo Chango
50

Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Malik

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