Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 7

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A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.

Submitted by: Santam
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Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris
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Marriage changes Everything!…..Suddenly your in Bed with A Relative!

Submitted by: Don D.
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“I won’t have another drink my wife said if I am not home by 9 -45, my life is not worth living”.
His friend said “what are you a man or a mouse”.
He said “I am a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me”.

Submitted by: GEORGE VALENTINE
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Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.

Submitted by: berline joseph
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Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.

Submitted by: dsgidden
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Women marry for prosperity, development and security whereas men marry for enjoyment, destruction and insecurity.

Submitted by: raina
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If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.

Submitted by: malcolm john
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Why dogs don’t get married? Because they are already leading a dog’s life.

Submitted by: Haider
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A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.

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Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.

Submitted by: jasmineaqua
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Congrats, you’re married but for how long again???

Submitted by: sammyguechiee
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Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

Submitted by: kibanya
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A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.

Submitted by: DaVanDaHooSio
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I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.

Submitted by: Paco
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

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Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…

Submitted by: estelle
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“Marriage is like a work; it’s routinary to serve your partner everyday.”

Submitted by: Lady Cristel Tesorero Macasaet
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Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives…or at least until they get divorced!

Submitted by: Ridhima Shukla
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Marriage. Man’s worst nightmare.

Submitted by: Malik
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The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!

Submitted by: Richo Chango
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One day the thunderbolt will hit you, and if you survive that you’ll make the dumb mistake of getting married.

Submitted by: Woody

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