Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 8

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If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.

Submitted by: malcolm john

Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha

Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.

Submitted by: prashant

The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.

Submitted by: Leo

There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.

Submitted by: shirley

Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

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Submitted by: Randall

Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.

Submitted by: Dennis Mapfumo

Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…

Submitted by: Maximillian

Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.

Submitted by: sujeet kumar
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