Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 8
If marriages are made in heaven…
Then it’s obvious that someone up there doesn’t like us.
Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.
Height of misunderstanding – A man marrying his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before.
The decision to stay unmarried is the beginning of wisdom.
There are two sides in a marriage, one who is always right and the other is called…..the husband.
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.
Son: Dad, is it true that marriage costs a lot?
Father: I don’t know son, still paying…
Marriage is the longest COLD WAR ever fought.