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Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.

Submitted by: joshua michael levinson

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

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Submitted by: Randall

Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.

Submitted by: ritesh

My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!

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Submitted by: Larry Gross

Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power

Submitted by: Zuheily

Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.

Submitted by: naomi

100% of divorces start in marriage.

Submitted by: Cecil Turtle

Marriage is a jail with out bail.

Submitted by: arabind jha

Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.

Submitted by: ramakochhar

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
Gene Perret

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An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.

Submitted by: vamsi

Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?

Submitted by: Dan

Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.

Submitted by: rasha

Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.

Submitted by: Frank Insana

Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.

Submitted by: kathleen
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