Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage is like birds in a cage, those who are inside are struggling to get out and those who are outside are struggling to get in.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.
– Ogden Nash
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
– Gene Perret
My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.
Marriage is a jail with out bail.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
– Rodney Dangerfield
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.