Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton

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A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen

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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
– Natalie Wood

Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

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Love is blind, marriage is the eye- opener.

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