Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

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Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.

Submitted by: Half Past Midnight

I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.

Submitted by: Paco

A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.

Submitted by: DaVanDaHooSio

Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.

Submitted by: dsgidden

Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…

Submitted by: estelle

Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.

Submitted by: Chris

I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.

Submitted by: vikram

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
Mae West

If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting.

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I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
– Charles Bukowski

I found another word for slave… Groom

Submitted by: lucas

A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.

Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.

Submitted by: Claybuddy

Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.

Submitted by: George Valentine

A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.

Submitted by: Santam

These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.

Submitted by: marianne lathrop

Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.

Submitted by: jasmineaqua

Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.

Submitted by: berline joseph

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