Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols

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Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?

Submitted by: jamal nasr

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
– Natalie Wood

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Woody Allen

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Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton

Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!

Submitted by: Jack

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