Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
– Natalie Wood
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Love is blind, marriage is the eye- opener.