Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
I now truly believe “happily married” is an oxymoron.
A woman before marriage is your very best friend, after marriage she’s just a plain old’ dog.
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
I never knew I had so many vices till I got married.
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
– Mae West
If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting.
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
– Charles Bukowski
I found another word for slave… Groom
A husband’s last words should always be “OK, buy it”.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.
Are you a man or a mouse? I’m a man if I was a mouse the wife would be frightened of me.
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
These are great Ihope you don’t mind if I share them… I sent you a cup of coffee to enjoy… Thank you for the smiles and laughs…I needed them.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
Mom: When I married you’re father I had to put all my dreams on wait.
Daughter: Really what was you’re dream.
Mom: To be single and childless.