Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols
Here’s a toast to our wives and girlfriends … May they never meet!! ? ?
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
– Natalie Wood
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton
Married men live longer, but they are also more willing to die in more than one way!