Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Marriage: I think my wife fell in love with annoying me.
The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.
Marriage turns night owls into homing pigeons.
My wife swept me off my feet when we first met now all she does is tell me to lift my feet so she can sweep!
Man + married + divorced + married again = stupid to the 3rd power
Every time I find Mr. Right my husband scares him off.
100% of divorces start in marriage.
Marriage is a jail with out bail.
Marriages are made in heaven but they make hell on earth.
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it.
– Gene Perret
An idea can change your life. A wife can change your idea.
Isn’t it weird that before you have children, people warn you that they can be expensive and sometimes difficult? Why didn’t I ever get warned about marriage?
Your child is as you raise him. And your husband as you train him.
Marriage is a sacred institution, everyone who does it ends up with their own private room eventually.
Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it.