Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings - Page 9
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
– G. K. Chesterton
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
– Woody Allen
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
– Evelyn Hendrickson
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.
– Natalie Wood
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
– Beverly Nichols
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
– Henny Youngman
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
– Rita Rudner
Love is blind, marriage is the eye- opener.