Marriage is an institution in which those who are out want to get in and those who are in want to get out.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get in it, it ain’t so hot.
After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful. – Navjot Sidhu
Wife: Worries Invited For Ever
Marriage rocks! as in a rocky mountain…
With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield
The secret to a good marriage is… Divorce!!
If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting. – Colette
My wife says I never listen to her. (Or something like that)
Another word for a court judge saying “you are sentenced to life imprisonment with hard labor” is marriage.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Kapil : If anything happens to me during operation, You get married to the doctor. Wife: Why? Kapil : It’s the only way to take a good revenge.
Marriage is, above all else, the leading cause of divorce.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield
A happy marriage is a balancing act between “Rocking” & “On the rocks”.
Falling in love is a beautiful experience; Marriage is hitting the rock bottom reality.
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life. – Charles Bukowski
Marriage is the most attractive jail “Cell” in which you choose to turn yourself in.
Marriage is a place where two people have to live together for the rest of their lives…or at least until they get divorced!
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. – Rodney Dangerfield
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