Funny Men Quotes | Hilarious Sayings about Men

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

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Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!

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Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
– George Carlin

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I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.

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While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.

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Men are like chocolate bars…they’re sweet and smooth but head straight for your hips.

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You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher

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Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.

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The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.

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Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

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So many men so little asprin.

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Men are like buses… If you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.

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Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

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Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.

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Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.

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The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…

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Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys

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The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

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Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”

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When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.

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