There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.
22. Moiwrote on 26 March, 2010
Vote: 209 30
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…
23. b breezywrote on 10 June, 2010
Vote: 159 23
Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.
24. weezywrote on 31 July, 2010
Vote: 59 58
If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.
25. catherinewrote on 7 August, 2010
Vote: 82 28
Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.
26. talia shirewrote on 8 August, 2010
Vote: 146 19
Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.
27. Crashwrote on 30 September, 2010
Vote: 74 18
There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
And bachelors!!
28. Architawrote on 7 October, 2010
Vote: 74 11
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
29. Monica Louisewrote on 26 October, 2010
Vote: 216 22
The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.
30. Purple Gorillawrote on 6 November, 2010
Vote: 115 48
What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”
31. Jen Smookwrote on 7 January, 2011
Vote: 26 44
He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.
32. Michaela Cxwrote on 12 January, 2011
Vote: 69 13
If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.
33. Dar Sapkaroskiwrote on 13 January, 2011
Vote: 113 12
The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
34. Anjuuwrote on 13 January, 2011
Vote: 129 19
Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.
35. evewrote on 14 January, 2011
Vote: 135 10
Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars….. Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.
36. Graywrote on 22 January, 2011
Vote: 57 20
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
37. Sashawrote on 15 February, 2011
Vote: 90 24
If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?
38. Madisoneats pickleswrote on 2 March, 2011
Vote: 153 8
Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
39. Kaylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawrote on 21 March, 2011
Vote: 214 11
Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?
40. Jessica!wrote on 31 March, 2011
Vote: 195 4
While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…
Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.
If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.
Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.
Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.
There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
And bachelors!!
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.
What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”
He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.
If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.
The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.
Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars….. Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.
If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?
Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?
While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.