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  • 21. 100%Moi!!!! wrote on 26 March, 2010
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    There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

  • 22. Moi wrote on 26 March, 2010
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    The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…

  • 23. b breezy wrote on 10 June, 2010
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    Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

  • 24. weezy wrote on 31 July, 2010
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    If not for women we won’t know sin. If not for eve, adam will still be on point.

  • 25. catherine wrote on 7 August, 2010
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    Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.

  • 26. talia shire wrote on 8 August, 2010
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    Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.

  • 27. Crash wrote on 30 September, 2010
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    There are three types of men in the world.
    Men that are dominated by women and know it.
    Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
    And bachelors!!

  • 28. Archita wrote on 7 October, 2010
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    I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

  • 29. Monica Louise wrote on 26 October, 2010
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    The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.

  • 30. Purple Gorilla wrote on 6 November, 2010
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    What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”

  • 31. Jen Smook wrote on 7 January, 2011
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    He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.

  • 32. Michaela Cx wrote on 12 January, 2011
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    If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.

  • 33. Dar Sapkaroski wrote on 13 January, 2011
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    The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

  • 34. Anjuu wrote on 13 January, 2011
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    Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.

  • 35. eve wrote on 14 January, 2011
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    Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars….. Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

  • 36. Gray wrote on 22 January, 2011
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    Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.

  • 37. Sasha wrote on 15 February, 2011
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    If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?

  • 38. Madisoneats pickles wrote on 2 March, 2011
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    Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

  • 39. Kaylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wrote on 21 March, 2011
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    Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

  • 40. Jessica! wrote on 31 March, 2011
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    While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.


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