Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…
When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.
Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.
The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”
Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.
Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.
Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.
Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
– George Carlin
One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.
The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.