Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
MEN ARE LIKE BUSES… IF YOU MISS ONE ANOTHER ONE WILL BE COMING IN 5 MINUTES.
Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.
Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…
Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys
When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.
What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!
The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.