Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…

Submitted by: Moi

When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.

Submitted by: Brooke

Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys

Submitted by: frosty

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

Submitted by: 100%Moi!!!!

The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.

Submitted by: mary ann rising

What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!

Submitted by: Only meeeeeeee

Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”

Submitted by: rodger

Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.

Submitted by: talia shire

Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

Submitted by: b breezy

Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.

Submitted by: Anjuu

Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

Submitted by: eve

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
George Carlin

One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.

Submitted by: brooke

The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

Submitted by: Dar Sapkaroski

Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.

Submitted by: Tys

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