Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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All men are dogs, the difference is the barking rate!

Submitted by: vanne$$a
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Men don’t take direction very well. But eventually when they realize the direction was correct they take all the credit.

Submitted by: Hunter
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Dogs should not be compared to men, they are much better.

Submitted by: Rachel
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If human beings originated from monkeys, why do men act like dogs???

Submitted by: Jay Holmes Jr.
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Men are like purses. Cute, full of sh*t and replaceable.:)
Men are stupid, if you forget this just give it a min, they’ll remind you again.

Submitted by: Amy
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Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.

Submitted by: Beth
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All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!

Submitted by: Bob
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Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.

Submitted by: Valerie. Tan burden
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Men are like blenders. You know you need one, but you’re not sure why.

Submitted by: Paula
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Boys are like dogs they run away then come back to you the very next day.

Submitted by: taylor and cameron
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If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?! (- :

Submitted by: Ryleeeee
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Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negative And never expect a man loaded with cash to think positive.

Submitted by: Dabadebo
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They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.

Submitted by: alexlouise
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When a woman wants a man’s opinion…She gives it to him.

Submitted by: carrie
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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!

Submitted by: lynelle
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A man can never be careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.

Submitted by: Kojo
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Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”

Submitted by: rodger
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If at first you don’t succeed then you are probably a man.

Submitted by: alayna
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Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
What do men and clouds have in common???….. When both are not around it’s a nice day!

Submitted by: swati
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Men would rather buy you a drink than give you the hard cash to go help yourself.

Submitted by: John Kalumbu
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One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.

Submitted by: brooke
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Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Submitted by: gyou
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A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…

Submitted by: NIKILA
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Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

Submitted by: Kaylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?

Submitted by: Sasha

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