Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 2

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Q: Why is it so hard to find a man that’s caring, considerate, and nice?
A: Because he already has a boyfriend.

Submitted by: Beth
11

All men are dogs. It’s just that some make better pets!

Submitted by: Bob
10

Behind every successful man there’s a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are several women.

Submitted by: Valerie. Tan burden
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Men are like blenders. You know you need one, but you’re not sure why.

Submitted by: Paula
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Boys are like dogs they run away then come back to you the very next day.

Submitted by: taylor and cameron
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If women belong in the kitchen, shouldn’t men belong in the garage with all the other tools?! (- :

Submitted by: Ryleeeee
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Don’t expect a woman that has no money to think negative And never expect a man loaded with cash to think positive.

Submitted by: Dabadebo
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They all say they’re different but really they’re all just the same – boys.

Submitted by: alexlouise
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When a woman wants a man’s opinion…She gives it to him.

Submitted by: carrie
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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!

Submitted by: lynelle
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A man can never be careful until he buys a new car and a white shirt.

Submitted by: Kojo
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Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”

Submitted by: rodger
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If at first you don’t succeed then you are probably a man.

Submitted by: alayna
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Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
Men are like buses… if you miss one another one will be coming in 5 minutes.
What do men and clouds have in common???….. When both are not around it’s a nice day!

Submitted by: swati
12

Men would rather buy you a drink than give you the hard cash to go help yourself.

Submitted by: John Kalumbu
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One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.

Submitted by: brooke
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Men are like bank accounts, without money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Submitted by: gyou
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A man – if he has all the good qualities of a MAN can be considered as one of THE WONDERS OF THE WORLD…

Submitted by: NIKILA
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Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

Submitted by: Kaylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?

Submitted by: Sasha
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, every saturday he and his friends will load up beer and go fishing.

Submitted by: Gray
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I never understood why we call men “pigs” and “dogs”…pigs are smart and dogs are loyal.

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Submitted by: Corilayn
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Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

Submitted by: eve
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Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.

Submitted by: Anjuu
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The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

Submitted by: Dar Sapkaroski
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If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.

Submitted by: Michaela Cx
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He’s a good man – he doesn’t flirt, drink, smoke or gamble and his children are adopted.

Submitted by: Jen Smook
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What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? “Hold my purse”

Submitted by: Purple Gorilla
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The ideal man goes home early, doesn’t flirt, doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t gamble and doesn’t exist.

Submitted by: Monica Louise
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Submitted by: Archita

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