Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.
The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”
Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.
Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.
Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.
One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.
The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.