Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
MEN ARE LIKE BUSES… IF YOU MISS ONE ANOTHER ONE WILL BE COMING IN 5 MINUTES.
Men are the head of the family , Women are the neck ,they can turn the head wherever they please.
Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs…
Men are like commercials, you can’t believe a word they say.
When you see a homeless man, feel no pity. He should have listened to his wife.
Little girls grow up to be ladies…Little boys grow up to be big boys
There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.
What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!
The only difference between men and boys are the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.