Funny Men Quotes | Hilarious Sayings about Men - Page 2

There are easier things in life than trying to find a nice guy…like nailing jelly to a tree for example.

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Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.

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What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!

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Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.

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Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
– George Carlin

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Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.

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Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.

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One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.

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The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!

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Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.

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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!

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Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.
– Letters to Juliet, the movie.

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Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman

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It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.

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If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?

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Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
– Rita Rudner

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. And they are both disappointed.

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One thing all men need to know: It’s cheaper to keep her.

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So many men and yet so few brains.

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Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.

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