Funny Men Quotes and Sayings
What do men and clouds have in common???… When both are not around its a nice day!
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“She has to.”
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“He has two.”
Men only have two faults, everything they say and everything they do.
Women would rather be beautiful than smart only because men can see way better than they can think.
Always go for a beautiful, intelligent & loving boy. But make sure the three boys don’t meet each other.
Don’t trust a man who offers you the moon and the stars… Cause God knows his arms can’t reach that far.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.
– George Carlin
One day a man asked a genie to make him smarter than any other man on earth. The genie turned him into a woman.
The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
Why don’t men get Mad Cow Disease?
Because they’re all pigs.
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends with the same boss.
If they can send man to the moon why can’t they send them all?
One thing all men need to know: Its cheaper to keep her.
If you want to give a guy a compliment, just tell them that they are good at video games.
Men are like Bluetooth connection, when you are beside them, they stay connected but when you are away, they search for new devices.
A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
– Suze Orman
There are three types of men in the world.
Men that are dominated by women and know it.
Men that are dominated by women and don’t know it.
Most men think monogamy is what dining room tables are made of.