Funny Men Quotes and Sayings - Page 2
You know… There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time… Husband!!!
– Bill Maher
The man is not a dog – he will not run after bones.
Things you’ll never hear a man say…
Husbands are like fine wine. They take time to mature.
– Letters to Juliet, the movie.
A women needs a man like fish need a bicycle.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!
While creating men, God promised women that a good and ideal man would be found in all corners of the world, then He made the earth round.
Men…. I don’t get them, they spend 9 months of their life waiting to come out and the rest of their life trying to get in.
Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
We can train a monkey to fly a jet but we can’t train a man to be humble.